more than you wanted to know...

i was blog-hopping and found this- i actually enjoyed the last one, so i think i'll have fun with this one too. (don't worry, i WILL post pics, probably tomorrow when i don't have to hang onto cole every minute...)

1. where were you three hours ago?
ummm, i think i was napping (!) with cole. amazingly.
2. who are you in love with?
my husband and cole...
3. have you ever eaten a crayon?
well, i guess i often wonder why i've done many things- thankfully i've never had to ask myself what would possess me to eat colored wax
4. is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
quick scan... yes. cole's little plastic piglet toy, a half a bag of lentils (the bag is pink, not the lentils), the dishsoap, my underwear (see #46).
5. when is the last time you went to the mall?
monday i went to the outlets here with mom, elissa and sarah- oh, how i miss the REAL mall...
6. are you wearing socks right now?
nope, not in arizona. it's, like, 90 degrees out and my circulation is fine, thank you very much. therefore, i do not require socks.
7. do you have a car worth over $2,000?
yes... anyone need a car? we really wanna sell it...
8. when was the last time you drove out of town?
oh boy- no clue. i never really go anywhere and when i do, i'm always riding.
9. have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
nope.
10. are you hot?
literally or figuratively? the a/c is pluggin along wonderfully and i have some serious body image issues, so i'd say no. to both.
11. what was the last thing you had to drink?
diet pepsi. still workin on it... ahhhh.
12. what are you wearing right now?
man, i picked a great day to do this... i'm actually wearing something other than pj's- a denim skirt and a tank top (i'm inside, mom!)
13. do you wash the car or let the carwash do it?
usually the car wash, it has more ambition than me. oh, but sometimes, kelvin and i wash the vehicles and have a good old water fight. but for now, the carwash... no hoses here at the apartments.
14. last food you ate?
left-over lasagna, a kiwi and a piece of string cheese. yum.
15. where were you last week at this time?
hangin at the pool with mom, elissa, sarah and cole. come back, you guys!
16. have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
sheepishly, yes. and for myself. i found a sundress on the clearance rack at the gap outlet and a white bolero to go with. mom spotted the bolero... i have my new convention outfit!
17. when is the last time you ran?
probably tuesday night... i'm not for sure on this one. exercise is too painful so it usually gets blocked from my memory (kidding), but tuesday night, cole puked, so i had to run to get stuff to clean up.
18. what's the last sporting event you watched?
see answer to above question- watching is just as painful as participating. again, kidding. i really am not interested in sports... does watching the little kids from the complex run around the grassy area count?
19. what's your favorite animal?
cats. definitely.
20. your dream vacation?
oh-hoho! lying on the beach in jamaica- blue water, white sand, nobody around for miles. i haven't decided yet if i'd do this solo or include kelvin and cole... is that horribly selfish?
21. last person's house you were in?
hmmm. i think andy's, i'm not sure.
22. worst injury you've ever had?
other than post-partum recovery (ahh, what we do for our kids...)? i don't know if it really counts as an injury, per se, but i had a nasty case of sciatica in high school...
23. have you been in love?
uh, yeah! that's why i'm married and have a baby- one love led to the other...
24. do you miss anyone right now?
lots of people- my family, friends, everyone back home... and my kitties. i miss them still, every now and again. i see they've been adopted, so that's cool!
25. last play you saw?
oooh, i remember this one! fiddler on the roof- mom and dad took cole so we could go see it. yay for my little sis, she was a wonderful villager!
26. what is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
oh gracious, i have no idea. i don't think i have one...
27. what are your plans for tonight?
it's payday, so walmart, take-out, feed the baby, bathe the baby, put baby to bed, hope desperately baby STAYS in bed, put self to bed... am i forgetting anything?
28. who is the last person you sent a facebook message or comment?
i think it was kayla, i'm not sure.
29. next trip you are going to take?
probably a big one over one of the many baby toys strewn about our small living quarters. at least it won't cost much... :)
30. ever go to camp?
are you kidding? i am the most anti-organized-sing-a-long-let's make-daisy-chains person i know. that, too, was a joke. no, i don't think i have.
31. were you an honor roll student in school?
yep.
32. what do you want to know about the future?
preferably, everything- i have this issue with being really anxious if i don't know what's going to happen and when. but then again, we don't know the future for a reason, so i guess no. maybe i really shouldn't know.
33. are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
eau de barfe de la bebe. not my first choice, but it's what was handiest, i guess.
34. are you due sometime this year for a doctor visit?
yeah, but i'll probably forget. and, i'm NOT going to that quack here! i'd rather fly home. unless we get lucky with a baby #2, then i'll definitely have to go.
35. where is your best friend?
my guess is he's on his way home from work. the rest, they are here and there...
36. how is your best friend?
fine and dandy, i guess. at least, he sounded fine when i talked to him a few minutes ago
37. do you have a tan?
YES!!!!!
38. what are you listening to right now?
the neighbor's stereo. so nice of him to share! oh, and cole- he's blowing razzberries on my bare shoulder.
39. do you collect anything?
yes- junk. i think packratism is hereditary- you should have seen my grandpa and grandma k's garage in medford! actually, i'm really starting to pare down... now it's mostly coupons for baby stuff and, well, baby stuff.
40. who is the biggest gossiper you know?
hey, not a nice question! if you think about it, almost everyone has gossipped at some point in their lives; besides, if i said that someone was the biggest gossiper i know, that would make me a gossip too.
41. last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
ooops. the first and only time (so far, knock on wood) was in march or early april of 2007- i went around a car that was taking too long to turn and forgot to take my foot off the gas. in my defense, i was daydreaming about how i wanted to do the baby's room... i got a warning, for anyone who cares to know.
42. have you ever drunk your soda from a straw?
uhhh, hasn't everyone? c'mon- i don't think i know one person who hasn't, at some point in their lives. unless they've never had soda...
43. what does your last text message say?
i don't know, but it was probably from kelvin, in which case, nunya bizness!
44. do you like hot sauce?
ha! bring it on, baby! the hotter, the better!
45. last time you took a shower?
last week was bath week, so... no. that was a joke too. it was this morning, with my son letting me know he was NOT pleased that he had to sit and wait.
46. do you need to do laundry?
yes. all the time- at this moment i have to do towels and the load of whites that includes the pink underwear from #4.
47. what is your heritage?
german, dutch, and a wee bit of choctaw, as legend has it. german and dutch for sure.
48. are you someone's friend?
probably. i don't like to answer for anyone, in case they've changed their mind, but last time i checked, yes.
49. are you rich?
not really, but what's money anyway? i have so much more... i would say yes. i have a family and a roof over my head. what else do i REALLY need?
50. what were you doing at 12 a.m. last night?
i think that 12 am would technically be this morning, not last night, but anyhoo, i was sleeping. i think. no, wait, yeah, i was! yay!

there you have it. it's a long one, to which cole is vigorously and loudly protesting ("quiet, sweetie, mommy needs to do her inane and pointless writing!"). it was fun, anyway- can't wait to see if anyone else does this and what their responses are! (hint, hint...)